Mom's lost her skirt...
Her church skirt...
The only skirt she has due to the fact she can't fit into the other skirt any longer.
She has had the skirt on all week long.
She had the skirt on all day yesterday.
Late afternoon, she emerged from her room with her tan cords on.
Mom, where is your skirt?
What skirt?
Your black church skirt.
Is it this?
(pulls out every garment in her room)
Mom, do you know what a skirt looks like?
Of course I do, is this it?
(pulls out a shirt with black and white stripes)
Mom do you know the difference between a skirt and a shirt?
Of course I do.
Is this it?
(pulls out her pj's)
OM gosh, off to the store until we find that skirt.
I have checked her room and closet thoroughly.
I truly don't know what she does with this stuff.
Mama Mia...
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